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Collapsing Vice Media assures devastated journalists that upper level management will be fine (www.thebeaverton.com)

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[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Vice Media began informing journalists today that they’ve been laid off as the struggling company pivots away from producing news in favour of a business model in which investors pay managers to produce no news.

“We know this is a tough time, people are worried about their own careers and the future of journalism in general and I want to promise everyone that I personally will be absolutely fine,” C.E.O. Bruce Dixon said in a form letter attached to the layoff notices.

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Got me…. I didn’t realize this was onion

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's hard to tell these days.

[–] sadreality@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Truth hurts