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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA – Due to recent changes in Alabama state legislation, a malfunctioning embryo freezer has been charged with mass murder.

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[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There’s no way any sensible hvac technician will come anywhere near those freezers at the moment

Heck, I’m willing to bet no one is even entering the rooms where the freezers are located until this gets resolved.