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submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

God I don't think it's ever been easier to eat the onion than with his headline. In fact I'm 99% sure this is actually happening somewhere.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I ate it.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago

How do you feel?