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DoorDash crash rule
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this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2024
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Did he send flowers?
No, but the Doordasher realized that they can buy themself flowers
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Yeah, ordered another doordasher to deliver it
But then that driver was eaten by a bear :(
Should have selected the bear repellent upsell
The flowers were delivered by Doordash The victim arrived in an Uber ambulance.
The part-time doctor (student) mentioned that the hospital's rooms are now managed by Airbnb.
250$ of tips were collected along the process, but now it's not clear who pocketed them.