this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2024
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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

A replica decorative sword can still beat the crap outta you. Assuming it's balanced.

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

LMAO

Where's that clip of a Chinese mall Ninja sword bending when trying to cut a bottle of water?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is your skin made of plastic?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 8 months ago

The metal might bend, but your bones will also shatter.