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Exxon CEO blames public for failure to fix climate change (thehill.com)

submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 46 points 8 months ago (3 children)

This is a call to violence. My post, this post right here, is advocating violence against this man.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

From your lips to god's ears

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

From your guillotine to this CEO's neck, there is a blood debt unpaid.

[–] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

People seem to have forgotten that we used to drag assholes like this out of their offices into the streets and beat them.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 1 points 8 months ago

Unfortunately that will quite literally never happen. We're all talk. We love to trot out the guillotine talk and then go back to doing whatever we're doing that isn't violence... :(