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[โ€“] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

My retirement plan is a cyanide pill to avoid the torture of roaming dystopian gangs of armed militias when they ransack my place because law and order has largely vanished and I'm their next stop.

Na, I'm just kidding. I enjoy the pain.

[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

You either die to the prion-diseased rape cannibals or you live long enough to see yourself become a prion-diseased rape cannibal.