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Anon tries to eat better (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 66 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The anal air pistol is a very real phenomenon and has produced the smoothest shits of my life. It’s a maglev, suspending your every log and nugget upon decadently luxurious tufts of air. I’m convinced it never even touches my colon based on the sheer level of comfort.

I’ve tried desperately to replicate it, everything from binging cabbage to kegal sealing my rectum to offer my body as a pressurized flesh methane tank, but it’s vexingly difficult to perfect. It is my brown whale.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Your writing is great, but your descriptive talents would be appreciated elsewhere.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

Don’t worry, I already browse !thefarside@sh.itjust.works

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

You should try anal.