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[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Make it faster and jankier with precalculated lookup tables!

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Make it even jankier with uncalculated variables.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 3 points 8 months ago

Screw calculating values for variables, just initialize it pointing to a random memory address and get a value for free! (Assuming your program doesn't segfault).