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[โ€“] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

A guy at work spent one Saturday eating an enormous bag of sugar free white chocolate mice, and the Sunday shopping for new bed sheets after they emerged nocturnally.

[โ€“] ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

"emerged nocturnally" oh god