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When I was younger and much twinkier I was at the gym trying to figure out what to do with all the heavy weights and machines and such and this incredibly hot musclular guy kept staring at me. I kept thinking I took his machine or that he could tell I had no idea what I was doing and was pissed at me.
Anyway, it only finally dawned on me that he was attracted to me when he started giving me a blow job in the steam room afterwards.
What gave it away? Were there any signs?
He asked me out on a date after. Still not sure if he was into me.