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Boeing Employees Explain Why They Refuse To Fly In Boeing Aircraft (www.theonion.com)
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In this article, The Onion brings you testimonials from various Boeing staff at all levels of operation.

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[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

“The wings don’t even flap.”

[–] Suoko@feddit.it 4 points 9 months ago

"I prefer the majesty of rail"