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[โ€“] dub@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wasn't he in like a barrel? That he also used as a masterbatorium?

[โ€“] gbuttersnaps@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

He only used it as a masterbatorium after getting caught jerking off in public one too many times. When asked about it, he is quoted as replying "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly."