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[–] Robdor@lemmy.world 118 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Sometimes when I grill. I don't clack the tongs together.

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago

Take your fucking socks and sandals and march your ass right out of my open air brick patio, sir.

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

This one right here, officer. He's a menace.

You monster! How do you even know if they're tongy enough?

[–] Baylahoo@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I can almost forgive some of these others. But I don't understand how a person, much less a dad, could even begin to commit such an attrocity. The second I don't click the tongs, tweezers, hell even scissors, you will know that I have been compromised.

[–] ken27238@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago

You make me sick.

[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I clack them to the terminator theme. Even if I didn't want to, I don't think I could avoid it.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Same but Mission Impossible

[–] FitchInks@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

But how do you know they are working if you don't clack them?

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

liers anonymous next room

[–] SargTeaPot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

This is genuinely upsetting. How could you

[–] red@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

Is it really grilling if there's no clacking?

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

You just lost grilling privileges.

[–] theragu40@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I've always wanted to ask someone who is into doing it. Since I've got you here, what satisfaction do you derive from posting outright lies and falsehoods on the internet?