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[–] Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I can’t imagine that’s any fun to deal with.

“You should have known what the intent of the question was. Management won’t know or care about the internals of your code as long as it meets requirements. You have failed this test.”

Or

“You should know that you’re calling a function with invalid parameters. Where did you get your CS degree from again?”

[–] alexdeathway@programming.dev 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

“You should have known what the intent of the question was. Management won’t know or care about the internals of your code as long as it meets requirements. You have failed this test.”

“You should know that you’re calling a function with invalid parameters. Where did you get your CS degree from again?”

sigh you can have your ransom, just remove the cameras.