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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 71 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

No, Eric, they want to avoid losing $454,000,000.00.

Edit: almost have him an excuse to save money.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thank you! I actually dropped three of the fuckers ‘cause I wanted all the zeroes possible to display because he owes that many zeroes.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 months ago