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Dad Loses Patience After Providing Several Seconds Of Emotional Support (www.theonion.com)

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[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Guilty, I'm working on it, sorry.

[–] Chuymatt@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

sigh same…

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yea. this is a big reason why I am not interested in having kids. I would be terrible at dealing with all that stuff because people getting emotional stresses me out and I don't know what to do to help. I am broken and and I don't want to inflict that on anyone else.

[–] Chuymatt@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Therapy is hard, but amazing.

[–] sudo 7 points 1 year ago

Therapy? And kids? In this economy?

[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Me too, it's big of you both to admit.