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Anon goes bouldering (media.kbin.social)

submitted 6 months ago by amzd@kbin.social to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 51 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

be me

sitting on the toilet at the bouldering gym

suddenly weird feeling on my feet

look down

oh crap, I accidentally shat my socks

suddenly, an idea

see OPs post for rest of the story

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago

Explain thy how the fuck.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

A friend of mine (not me, I swear) once got sudden diarrhoea and shat his pants in public. He "found" a comparatively clean pair of underpants in the locker room, put them on instead and skedaddled. No one ever found out.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Could have just gone commando...

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 months ago

Yea using someone else's underwear sounds way more discussing than just going commando.