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[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

What if, now hear me out, what if the entire planet is a witch sacrifice altar where beings from other dimensions are sent and incorporated as humans and they live their lives full of confusion, suffering and pain and then they all have to die and that collective sacrifice feeds the pan-dimensional deity that lives beyond the black hole known as the Great Annihilator?

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Isn’t that basically Scientology?

[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

See I knew I needed to up the dosage to outcrazy L. Ron. Have you ever read Bare Faced Messiah? It's quite long and repetitive (tl;dr: Ron lied. A lot. About everything.) but the bit about his naval career is quite entertaining.

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Spendrill@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

I miss the old rotten library. Iain M. Banks too.

[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 7 months ago

That's just your Theatons talking.

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 7 months ago

Hey, scientology is completely different, scientology has aliens flying in DC-8s and using mid 20th century police hats. @Spendrill@lemm.ee theory is at least 90% more believable.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago

Sounds plausible. Please sign me up for your newsletter.