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Sam Bankman-Fried’s cellmate sentenced to 25 years stuck with guy who won’t shut up about crypto (www.thebeaverton.com)

submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 60 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dr. Hamley notes that, after 25 years locked together in a cell, Stoker will either have had his brain reduced to psychological mush, or have started his own worthless form of bitcoin.

“Hard to say which is more tragic,” the doctor added ruefully

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Lmfao, fucking brutal