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Wait... it's all backdoors ? Always has been bro... (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 69 points 7 months ago (2 children)

at least all those state actors will have to fight it out to control my system

and i have an excuse for poor application performance

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's not my fault it takes ages to compile. It's the government non mandated backdoors binaries causing it to take 3 hours instead of 2:59:59.5

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

What's the real mind-blower: if some guy's computer was slow, the entire world would get a backdoor.

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

Can’t we dynamically link them?