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submitted 9 months ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Know how to make me never visit a site? Have a pop-up that invades as a scroll. Fuck reductress.

[–] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I pulled it up just to nope out. Enjoy those engagement and ad response metrics, dickheads.

[–] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

TY, saved me a click.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 months ago

I got a popup to shame me for having adblock, followed by a popup for an in-house ad.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Who actually thinks they work?

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

The boss of the people who ate forced to implement them.