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[–] SmoothSurfer@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Years of experience speaking:

  • Make it work
  • Make it right
  • Make it fast

If your end results are following this pattern, no one gives a fuck how you do

[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Make it maintainable should be up there too.

I’ve worked with projects that does the right thing, but no one can add new features to it because it’s a nightmare to work with. It’s at the level of not being able to move a button on the UI without breaking how the software interacts with the cloud.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Add make it cheap and you got yourself a deal

Also make it yesterday.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 7 points 1 year ago

Nah, do all three. That should have been a numbered list.