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Three monitors, and i feel insulted (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

No it does not.

Red is for performance. Green energy saving. Blue is not important for this argument.
And if it goes 16 bazzilion colors it is even more BS and nothing.

Goes magenta and you start going Bi. Next on? Pink - full gay mode. And as soon as you go white - back to straight again.

It might cause brain damage in the long term. Wear your socks guys.

[–] ImGonnaTryScience@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Blue makes it run cooler. smh people these days don't know anything about computer

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

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[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

How a cool computor is relevant for sexual cycling?

[–] FilterItOut@thelemmy.club 1 points 5 months ago

Jesus, my friend cycles between mechanical efficiency and sexual orientations like a clown in a stripper juggling show. Now I know why!