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[-] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Pretty sure it's Juliet's last name in Romeo and Juliet.

[-] spizzat2@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago

No, that's Capulet.

I think a couplet is something nice you say about another person.

[-] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

No, that's a compliment.

You're thinking of soft fabric you put down over hard flooring. 🤣

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Ah yes, a rug

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

It really ties the room together.

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

No that's a carpet. You're thinking of a griddle bread that's commonly served with tea in the UK.

[-] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

No, that's a crumpet. You're thinking of enumerating things

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Which reminds me, how is your mother doing lately?

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