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Hockey Arena DJ Waiting for Perfect Moment to Play “Welcome to the Jungle” (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Here in Minnesota, Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song seems like the perfect choice.