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Hockey Arena DJ Waiting for Perfect Moment to Play “Welcome to the Jungle” (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Would not the best time to play it be when the away team comes out onto the ice? Doesn't even matter which stadium. That is objectively the best time to play Welcome to the Jungle.