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[โ€“] aleph@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Marmite on warm toast is ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

[โ€“] DessertStorms@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With lots of butter/buttery spread.. ๐Ÿคค

[โ€“] aleph@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a Marmite puritan and so forgo the decadence of butter, but to each his own.

[โ€“] DessertStorms@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I've never met anyone who has it neat, no judgment, I'll occasionally lick the knife of neat marmite, but having it on toast on its own makes my mouth dry just thinking about it.. But hey, to each their own! lol