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submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nah heap it on, and some coon cheese too cant beat it

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I feel like I'm walking into a trap even though I'm fairly well traveled. What is "coon cheese?"

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing you milk a raccoon and then process that lovely raccoon milk into cheese 🤷

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's just what a viking hippie would say.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Yep! We are indeed famous for our Bandit Brie and our Scavenger Sardo. Our Trash Tapas aren't half bad either.

[–] CopernicusQwark@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

It's a brand name of cheese that is ubiquitous in Australia. They recently rebranded to "Cheer" due to the racist connotations of their former name.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 9 months ago

Great stuff