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[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Remember how there was a secret cutscene that only played after there was 100% nuclear disarmament across the entire platform? And there were people purposely trying to make nukes faster than the efforts to disarm them just cuz they were dicks?

[โ€“] Sizzler@slrpnk.net 4 points 7 months ago

Classic human behaviour, you got any further detail on that?, sounds hilarious tbf.