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Supreme Leader Xi is informed of your transgression. CCP agents will arrive at your home in ~233 minutes. Please leave door unlocked, do not leave your home in this time.
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But I haven't even received my Xi bucks this week! And I have to take my pet Chicken for a walk at the Shanghai park!