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[โ€“] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

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Supreme Leader Xi is informed of your transgression. CCP agents will arrive at your home in ~233 minutes. Please leave door unlocked, do not leave your home in this time.

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[โ€“] cayde6ml@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 7 months ago

But I haven't even received my Xi bucks this week! And I have to take my pet Chicken for a walk at the Shanghai park!