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[โ€“] kromem@lemmy.world 61 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Heroin - safer than fentanyl and sure to keep your human from ever running away.

"When my little Bobby is a bit too active and needs to calm down, I chose heroin each time, every time."

"Heroin: Xorglob tested, human approved."

[โ€“] InputZero@lemmy.ml 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's alarming how frequently my vet prescribes benzos for my dog. He's a reactive dog sure but he's not overly anxious. Part of me thinks that it's the vet trying to make one more sale sometimes.

[โ€“] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Just get a stray dog and take it to the vet. After $500 in bills you can get some dog Diazepam.