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Chechnya bans all music deemed too fast or too slow (edition.cnn.com)
submitted 7 months ago by dantheclamman@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml
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Authorities in the Russian Republic of Chechnya have announced a ban on music that they consider too fast or slow.

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[–] mikyopii@programming.dev 12 points 7 months ago

You playing music too fast? Believe it or not jail.

Playing too slow? Jail. Under-BPM, over-BPM.

We have the best musicians in the world... because of jail.