Truly the horseshoe crab of websites. Why change when you're already perfect?

Damn that's fucking cold. I love it.

It's pretty true. I have some Army meals in my photo library.

Edit: Found some more

g-unzip?

gun-zip

I used this command way before I used gzip so I didn't put it together.

I got a carbonization machine. I've been drinking way more water these days. I always thought I liked soda because of the sugar. Actually I liked the fizziness. It gets fizzier than anything else I've ever drank.

Bailing out. You are on your own. Good luck!

Wow, fuck this person. What an unhinged thing to admit to in your own fucking book. Who thought that would be a good idea?

He also had porn and hentai games lol

I've been an actual janitor and a sysadmin... they're not dissimilar. You clean up other people's shit for a living.

I always run my queries in a script that will automatically rollback if the number of rows changed isn't one. If I have to change multiple rows I should probably ask myself what am I doing.

My cat has claimed it as his own lol

Microsoft Outlook puts attachments that you open in some insane temporary folder. That's fine for viewing a file but god forbid you save without changing the full path.