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Jealous Florida Senate Hurriedly Passes Bill Allowing Teachers to Pistol Whip Tardy Students (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Right? Like they’d pay teachers enough to buy their own firearm. Pshhh