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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)
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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[-] olpappy@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

A small bottle of olive oil. It's very high calorie so it will keep you somewhat energized in small quantities. Consumed in small amounts you may be able to go three days without shitting.

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

I think the consumption of only oily fat will cause a bit of a shitsplosion and probably sooner than 3 days in.

[-] TheShane@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

In large quantities... It will make your bum like a sluice gate!

[-] Girtablulu@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

can confirm, ain't fun

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I can't imagine myself consuming more than a spoonful of oil, any oil

[-] kraiden@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 year ago

Olive oil is actually delicious. Can't speak to using it for non-poopy reasons, but throw some in a bowl, add a splash of balsamic vinegar, sprinkle in some chunky rock salt, and dip the bougiest bread you can find in that shit! Delicious!

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Well yes I agree, olive oil + salt is a godly combination, I just can't imagine gulping it down like it's a Fanta

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