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submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Because I just want a simple game of solitaire while I take a shit.

[–] sgnl@midwest.social 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But solitaire comments on the politics of unfairness in life and arbitrary rule systems.....

.....I tried.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Why does the king have higher value than the queen?

And why do they, half the time, have higher value than the ace?

And the strictly hierarchal segregated nature of all of it is... Less than appealing

(You're welcome)