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[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 99 points 5 months ago (25 children)

For anyone not acquainted with Things I Won't Work With

And yes, what happens next is just what you think happens: you run a mixture of oxygen and fluorine through a 700-degree-heating block. "Oh, no you don't," is the common reaction of most chemists to that proposal

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 58 points 5 months ago (4 children)

"Even Streng had to give up on some of the planned experiments, though (bonus dormitat Strengus?). Sulfur compounds defeated him, because the thermodynamics were just too titanic. Hydrogen sulfide, for example, reacts with four molecules of FOOF to give sulfur hexafluoride, 2 molecules of HF and four oxygens. . .and 433 kcal, which is the kind of every-man-for-himself exotherm that you want to avoid at all cost. The sulfur chemistry of FOOF remains unexplored, so if you feel like whipping up a batch of Satan's kimchi, go right ahead."

Holy shit I'm dying.

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

From the peroxide-peroxides article:

Instead of being locked in a self-storage unit with two rabid wolverines, why not three? Instead of having two liters of pyridine poured down your trousers, why not three? And so on - it's a liberating thought. It's true that adding more oxygen-oxygen bonds to a compound will eventually liberate the tiles from your floor and your windows from their frames, but that comes with the territory.

I'm in tears from this stuff and I know fuckall about chemistry.

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