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Anon has a dream (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 52 points 7 months ago (3 children)

https://voca.ro/13QtZg1ZrqaD

You're welcome

[–] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 60 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Analog greentext horror? 🤔

~~also volume warning that shit's loud~~

Edit: I just thought of something. As with any 4chan story I assume this is simply fake, but putting skepticism aside for a second... I distinctly remember one day when my grandmother was on the phone and her call got incorporated into my dream because I could hear her talking. In the off-chance that they're telling the truth I'd guess this anon just heard the call/voicemail while they were sleeping and it got incorporated into their dream.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 7 months ago

More than likely the case. Most people don’t realize the things their brain hears and filters out because to do otherwise would be extremely overwhelming. And your mind tends to incorporate the physical world’s happenings into dreams. Hurt your foot? Something bit it in your dream, type stuff.

So yeah, most likely heard the answering machine going on, couldn’t understand the words so just made shit up along the way.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I once had a dream where eventually the “camera” pulled back and up like it was on a crane/jib and credits started rolling with music playing. I woke up but still heard the music, which was coming from my alarm clock.

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 2 points 7 months ago

This enby wakes up to the Cheers theme every morning

[–] mihnt@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

This happened to me on 9/11. Brain heard it going on because the news was on and dream me picked up on it.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Yeah, I hung out with various morning show hosts who would both talk to me and ignore me many times back when I still had a radio alarm.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Okay I came back to play this after my kids went to bed and I kind of wish I hadn't.

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Thank you!!!!