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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The Lost Boys. I rest my case.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure if I was a dude I would still think vampire Kiefer Sutherland was extremely fuckable, regardless of general gender preferences. That sexy evil laugh.. gives me chills just thinking about it.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

He was a very unique and cool looking young man. When he got older and started doing 24 I couldn't believe that all the attitude, and all the coolness factor was gone.

But to your point, when straight dudes think another dude is cool, or handsome, they don't want to bone them. They want to be like them, or befriend them, or sometimes fight them. We don't always make sense.

[–] LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

But on the other hand $20 is $20...

[–] antidote101@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

All the same vampire stories have always been about same sex people feeling wrongful desires as the suck on each other's necks. It's a genre about being gay and or kinky.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Have you seen Lost Boys? They're not sucking on necks. They're straight up murdering people, biting through their skulls and ripping their arms off.