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Me: “Computer, I’m licking two paperclips that I’ve stuck into the vga port. I’d like to taste the rainbow. Send video to the port, please?”
Computer: “Sure thing boss!”
Me: “Alright, now, can I put my presentation on this projector over hdmi?”
Computer: “No fuck you, hdmi protocol negotiation failed, and I’m scrambling your audio outputs for the rest of the day too”