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Congress Quickly Passes Funding For National Night-Light After Waking Up From Scary Dream (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

"It was horrible. The poors had (sob) they had rights"

[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 8 months ago

And not the fake ones we ignore when it's convenient!