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[–] abc@hexbear.net 57 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And here I’ve been, like Lisa Simpson, desperately trying to get friends, family, and the public to believe the proof of a totalitarian con I’m trying to show them, and they’ve turned away with hostility, apathy, disbelief, and partisanship.

lmao what watching The Simpsons and being like yiiking-out 'I'm just like Lisa' does to a mfer???

[–] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

As it turns out, dozens of the writers of The Simpsons went to Harvard. So I asked myself the question: If The Simpsons served the interests of organized crime, how would it do so?

[–] abc@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

say-the-line-bart-1

say-the-line-bart-2 As it turns out, dozens of the writers of The Itchy & Scratchy Show went to Harvard. So I asked myself the question: If The Itchy & Scratchy Show served the interests of organized crime, how would it do so?

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

me to way too many people who have supposedly been educated: funny-clown-hammer counterfactuals aren't true, stop making shit up that is logically vacuous.