Some guy will post a picture of a pretty standard looking pepperoni pizza and say: "Imagine not living in new york." And then there's the whole bodega discourse, which is also funny. "For you non-new yorkers, let me explain: a bodega is not a corner store. It's a place where you can buy gatorade, toilet paper, AND eggs." Thank you sir for explaining that to a slack-jawed yokel such as myself.

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[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Bursting through a wall

Hot?! It’s only 85, that’s cold where I’m from

Did you know Texas is the only state in the nation legally allowed to secede

Too many damn commiefornians coming here trying to make Texas into the place they left

The stars at night are big and bright 👏👏👏 deep in the heaaaart of Texas

You ain’t never had bbq if you ain’t ate Texas bbq

Y’all want some sweet tea

Whataburger

Bucc-ees bathrooms!

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Stop please, I've heard all of these enough to last a lifetime and I'm not even RELATED to anyone from there

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

:Texas-cool:

Wait one more,

Pff you think that’s far? Back where I’m from we drive an hour just to go get groceries

[–] ToastGhost@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

thats why the episode making fun of texas is the best spongebob

[–] FugaziArchivist@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

hahahaha "bursting through wall"