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That's all amusing, in its own belabored way. But think about the specifics. That little screed was published in 1999. I'm pretty sure there was no 3D accelerated GPU on the market that had functional Linux drivers, at that point. I guess that would be like the free tanks being unable to drive on many newly built roads.

I imagine the station wagon buyer pointing this out, to which the guy with the bullhorn would reply "You don't need to drive on those roads!"

That's always the Linux answer. Whatever it can't do, you just don't need to be doing. Until the driver support DOES come along, then they add it to the "see, Linux can do anything and everything" list, without feeling the slightest hint of self-awareness.

I could be wrong about the state of Linux drivers for GPUs, in the late 1990s. If I am, then fuck it. You could say I just wasted those three paragraphs. But there's always something. Printers, scanners, webcams, other peripherals. The corner cases do get fixed eventually, and there are a lot less of them, in 2024. But in the 90s, it was a lot worse. There truly were plenty of things that you just couldn't do with Linux. Given that, I find the characterization of Linux as an invincible supertank among shitty cars to be more than a bit stretched.