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[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago

Then tailbone, from when you try to awkwardly prop yourself up into a hybrid position.

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Then neck again when you go prone.

Then back again when you hide in a box

snake? Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAKEE!

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

Sorry, Colonel. I am trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards

[-] variants@possumpat.io 3 points 2 months ago

But at least you'll get some nice hemorrhoids from sitting on the floor

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago
this post was submitted on 01 May 2024
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