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The perfect way to round out your career (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 months ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] kevincox@lemmy.ml 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I would definitely go for Irish sheep farmer. You get to live in a cute little house in a green pasture by the seaside and the sheep feed themselves. What do you need to do? Sheer them every once and a while? I'd take that over Terraform any day of the week.

[–] odium@programming.dev 14 points 6 months ago

Terraform the earth to grow plants, not AWS.