Fun fact, the closest distance from mainland USA to China is still over 7000 miles, the lower 48 is around 3000 miles coast to coast. (Don't worry, I totally understand the rest of the comment, I just figured I'd provide additional context to point out just how preposterous the original joke is)

Edit: correction in italics

[–] comradeRichard@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 year ago

This is commie input (and correction!) without being an asshole. I love it here

[–] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

since I am in oahu, I am closer to china than any of ya'll in the US MUAHAHAAAAA

im still in the US so fuck