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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 34 points 6 months ago (12 children)

Wait, what's wrong with drinking beer shirtless outdoors, in your own yard?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago (11 children)

Do you want to look at this guy while you're mowing your lawn?

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I bet that guy has the most awesome barbecues.

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Always trust a fat guy to have good food

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

"CAESAR: Let me have men about me that are fat,

Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights.

Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look,

He thinks too much; such men are dangerous."

-William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" Act 1 Scene 2

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