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Do you want to look at this guy while you're mowing your lawn?
I bet that guy has the most awesome barbecues.
Always trust a fat guy to have good food
"CAESAR: Let me have men about me that are fat,
Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights.
Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look,
He thinks too much; such men are dangerous."
-William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" Act 1 Scene 2
I aspire to it.
<.<
Yes
He's wearing a shirt though
What's left of it
Mowing your lawn is way more disruptive. I'd much prefer this guy to someone who mows their lawn constantly, especially if that person is complaining about me drinking beer on my lawn.
The guy drinking beer also mows his lawn. With a riding mower. Despite it being about a sixteenth of an acre.
I unironically want this guy watching me mow my lawn sure
I hear there are a lot of cheap homes in Jacksonville.